The first nun said, “I was cleaning the Father’s room the other day and do you know what I found? the other nuns asked. The second nun said, ” Well, I can top that, I was in Father’s room putting away the laundry and I found a bunch of condoms!” I meet a lot of strippers, and they always say the same thing: I’m paying my way through medical school. Now, if that’s the truth, why is that you never meet a doctor that used to be a stripper?