It’s not like I’m donating a kidney; I’m just doing my part to try to keep the hood duty-free. He responded, “No, I’m sorry. While I was revealing the dog owner my unmarked bottom, I glanced over to see a local real estate agent showing the place to some prospective buyers. The dog owner and I parted as friends and the house was under contract two days later. So, to the dog owner and the real estate agent, I just want to say, “You’re welcome.”