Bill Simmons laid out a theory about Tom Dundon's purchase of the Trail Blazers that has real relocation implications for Portland. Bill Simmons has a theory about why Tom Dundon bought the Trail Blazers, and it does not bode well for Portland. “Kansas City can make an argument, they maybe should have a team,” Simmons said. “Seattle doesn't want the Trail Blazers. They have a long rivalry and a history, and they know what it's like when you lose a team,” Simmons said.