To view this video please enable JavaScript, and consider upgrading to a web browser that supports HTML5 video Up Next Previous Page Next PageComedian Katherine Ryan’s husband Bobby Kootstra has recounted the horror jet ski accident that has left him with a ‘torn-up groin’. The couple, both 42, have been married for six years and opened up about this latest gruesome tale on their podcast, aptly named Telling Everybody Everything. He even went so far as to declare he had a micro penis, which, for those not in the know, is when the length is less than 3.67 inches on average. Why is it [my penis] so small?”.’Bobby recalled his trip to Canada, which ended in tragedy for his penis (Picture: Getty)In the end, he went to the internet searching for answers. ‘I once had a secret hot romance, like famous famous hot guy,’ she said, although when Jamie tried to get a name out of her, she deflected by saying she had to ‘be discreet’.