If you’re seriously rich, set up your own foundation and invite charities of all kinds to apply for grants. What price an early Bailey retirement to make way for the Stockport-born ex-Goldman Sachs guru and Burnham adviser Lord (Jim) O’Neill? ‘Labour’s just taken ten grand off us, now Burnham says be grateful for 20 quid back,’ one Yorkshire publican put it to me. And what defines a social club for this purpose? They’re just as social – and if the Burnham bonus comes through, they’ll toast him in vintage claret.