What to PackA minimum of thirty books for her one-week trip, as the woman I will become is a voracious speed reader. The woman will not make the mistake again of interrupting their whale-watching sail by throwing up over the side of her father-in-law’s yacht. The crossed-arm sweater says: this is the kind of woman who can elegantly eat clam chowder without getting grease stains on me. The woman can tune out the sound of her husband’s snoring without sleep aids. Currently listed for $34.61 on Amazon—be sure to request it from the New York Public Library well in advance.