Benidorm Is Murder (Channel 5)Rating: Five stars out of fiveBenidorm's back! Benidorm Is Murder serves up the package holiday equivalent of Death In Paradise. John Hannah plays ex-copper Dennis, running a basement bar that serves warm ale and toasted sandwiches. His sidekick is out-of-work actress Rosa (Carolina Becquer), who is helpfully obsessed with shows such as Midsomer Murders and Murder, She Wrote. Benidorm Is Murder leaves no cliche unexploited, and so Ariadna Cabrol not only playsSergeant Hernandez, but she's Dennis's on-off lover, too.