Maybe you just get up from the table and walk away thinking, “Not today!” But these are all in-person scenarios; all bets seem to be off if the only thing separating you from your conversation partner is a screen. An acquaintance recently posted that he and his wife went out on what they hoped would be a romantic date night. The “discourse” surrounding the film – and I use quotes here because I simply can’t believe it’s actual discourse – has been truly bonkers. Nearly every time I venture into the comments, I’m met with instant regret, and not a small amount of nostalgia.