I have made no secret of my dislike, disdain, and disgust at the mere mention of Dr. Anthony “Phony Tony” Fauci’s name. Watching this undersized scofflaw plead the Fifth Amendment one hundred eleven times before Sen. Rand Paul’s committee hearing made me grateful that I limited my breakfast to just coffee. Napoleon, for whom the ‘little-man’ complex was named, towers over this tiny blemish on humanity named Fauci. The question undoubtedly, when it comes to pleading the Fifth, involves citing criminality despite the presence of a blanket presidential pardon. He continues to teach and write political blogs and semi-mediocre novels while living with his wife and cats in Georgia.