Cattle rancherThe American cattle rancher is basically a cowboy who traded in his six-shooter for a smartphone with a cracked screen. California farmerA California farmer is less “cowboy boots and overalls” and more “organic hemp hoodie and sustainably sourced flip-flops.” His tractor? Urban farmerThe stereotypical American urban farmer is basically a hipster who accidentally wandered into agriculture. This farmer doesn’t ride a horse — unless you count the fixie bike with a milk crate zip-tied to the back. Horse farmerAn American horse farmer is equal parts ranch hand, drill sergeant, and therapist — for creatures that outweigh them by a thousand pounds and think plastic bags are lethal predators.