You further acknowledge that a reference to Zurbo shall appear in a forthcoming Croods movie. (You accept that an image of this moment was disseminated by the park’s lone social media intern with the caption, “Mamma mia! Zurbo loves to forage for dandelions, clover, and cow-parsnip, but he’ll settle for your hot panini!”) Zurbo is indemnified against any and all feelings of hot shame slinking from your scalp to your gut as if guided by a gentle hand. Any dispute arising from this agreement shall be resolved via heartbreaking phone call with your parents about which online content is produced by AI.