This week’s installment comes from Disney bad girl turned valley girl Kylie Cantrall, who is fresh off a chaotic—and slightly shady—Descendants 6 press tour. Three words that describe Valley Girl Problems. From last year’s big summer tour to the month of Descendants movie promo to the release of my new EP Valley Girl Problems. What’s the most valley girl thing about you? Wow, there are so many cliché things that are valley girl about me.