This venomous insect died: Lindsey GrahamLindsey Graham’s funeral was today, and as I watch all the worst people in the world express their grief at the loss of their dear darling friend, I find myself awash with gratitude that this particular warmonger lived a shorter life than such creatures often do. To be clear, in the months leading up to his unexpected demise, Lindsey Graham had advocated for direct US military interventionism in Iran, Cuba, Venezuela, Yemen, Nigeria, Lebanon, and Palestine. If Lindsey Graham was not a warmonger, then nobody has ever been a warmonger. Lindsey Graham was not only a warmonger, he was the warmonger’s warmonger. Note 1: Lindsey died from stroke while indulging in sex with a paid male in the basement.