<Narrated in a Sam Elliot voice>People say that one time, Eat-Chicken ate an explosion, and he crapped out sticks of dynamite. A time ago, Eat-Chicken ate a cloud, then became the rain. That rain caused record crops, then those crops ate everyone attending the Harvest Festival, and turned back into Eat-Chicken. There’s a tale that once upon a time, Eat-Chicken ate a chicken. Well, he eats the children, so I suppose that’s technically true.