Being wanked off on a National Express coachLong and boring coach journeys can be livened up by a wank, and it’s particularly tempting when other passengers are dozing off. Obviously you could just shag in the coach toilet, but you don’t want PTSD. Sadly it may turn out to be the most difficult sex you’ve ever had due to the lack of a suitable surface to lean on and the unerotic backdrop of hundreds of biros and pairs of scissors. However the venue’s security might not agree and you’ll find yourself taking the walk of shame out of the arena. Generally you don’t want your sex tape to be CCTV footage shown in court on a charge of public indecency.