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Campers Sickened By Mushroom-Laced Chocolate
['The Onion Staff']
The Onion
Over a dozen children at a YMCA summer camp in New Jersey became ill after eating chocolate they were unaware was laced with psychedelic mushrooms.
“Chocolate has gotten so much more potent since I was young.”
Andrew Wazir, Retired Disciplinarian “They probably spoiled their dinners, too.”
Maddie Rieck, Synonym Provider “Those kids owe me 40 bucks.”
Rex Keckler, Systems Analyst