“When, as one does, fact checking Homer’s Odyssey, I find that 1196 ships sailed to Troy. Helen, the face that launched 1196 ships doesn’t have the same ring,” reckons Jane Stranger of Erskineville. Barry Lamb of Eastwood’s suggested names for the Australian Underwater Hockey team (C8) are so elite that they could utilise any of them. Philip Cooney of Wentworth Falls suggests The Hockeyrays, though that could result in a complaint from the Australian women’s water polo team, The Stingers. Chips used his own Aussie voice.”