"I was at a wedding where I only really knew the bride." The dog was even part of the ceremony as the ring bearer, which, you know, was very cute. But then at the reception, in the middle of the couple's first dance, a guy kicked open the door of the ballroom and charged in shouting, 'Babe! And the guy lunges at her, and suddenly the fucking dog attacks him. The dog sits down, and the bride announces that this guy is their fucking dog trainer, and this was a demonstration of the dog’s 'defensive abilities'.