She was only here for a good time, not to be spied on, she told me, laughing slightly maniacally. There aren’t very many women at Phish shows these days, which is why the line to get your bag searched is so short. (The owners of Madison Square Garden have sued Wired for defamation in a case that is still pending. A security guard wanted to make explicitly sure he understood whether or not Kirsten was with the guy standing behind her, whose purple shorts featured a rambunctious cactus print. He wanted badly to have found a stash, but it was just my trusty Gucci 25 Goldie Red.