The White Bearded Chief and his deputy, the Bald Round Head, walked solemnly towards the edge of the village. Every village television channel showed pictures of spotless kitchens while cockroaches danced behind the newsreaders. cried the Bald Deputy. “We have used all the spray,” wailed the Deputy. “I don’t know,” said White Beard, “but I heard that’s what the cockroaches are spraying themselves with and winning against us!”