Read it and reflect on what the New York Times has lost, and what Bari Weiss, 60 Minutes and American journalism have gained. It had taken some time to reach this point–“Do most Harvard guys take so long to get what they want?” Douthat has shared other sexxxy thoughts in the past, about how some premarital sex is less evil than other premarital sex, like if it’s actually people who are going to get married. The other kinds of premarital sex are “casual and promiscuous” or “premature and ill-considered,” the latter kind of which Ross Douthat BARELY GOT OUT OF ALIVE when Chunky Reese Witherspoon tried to mate with him. Also, when Ross Douthat was in college, he had posters of Marilyn Monroe and Audrey Hepburn and Russell Crowe As Gladiator on his wall, so he’s not a Clandestinely Gay Neckbeard or anything, perish the thought.