UNSURE what you’d do if caught in a wildfire? Don’t worry – loudmouthed know-it-all Martin Bishop explains how he’d expertly cope from the comfort of a bar stool. Then when the real wildfire arrives just proceed to your safe zone and watch the flames go round it. Walk along a riverI’d climb into a river where the fire can’t reach you and walk at a leisurely pace back to safety. If it’s a fast-flowing river so much the better, just hop in and let the current whisk you to somewhere safe.