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The gobshite’s guide to surviving a wildfire
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UNSURE what you’d do if caught in a wildfire?
Don’t worry – loudmouthed know-it-all Martin Bishop explains how he’d expertly cope from the comfort of a bar stool.
Then when the real wildfire arrives just proceed to your safe zone and watch the flames go round it.
Walk along a riverI’d climb into a river where the fire can’t reach you and walk at a leisurely pace back to safety.
If it’s a fast-flowing river so much the better, just hop in and let the current whisk you to somewhere safe.