STRUGGLING to start a conversation with the hot girl who has blessed a gig with her presence? A hot girl at a gig is well within her rights to tell you to f**k off if you so much as breathe near her. For all she knows you’re a disgusting weirdo who’d take photos of her feet to sell on the internet at the first opportunity. Trying to convince her otherwise by staring in her direction and shooting a nervous smile will not help your case. You’re oldYou’ve come to see a band that’s got heavy airplay on Radio 6 because you’re middle-aged.