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Hannity Imagines Heaven; It Has A Ballroom Named After Trump
['Conover Kennard']
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Hannity, mid-eulogy, mused that Graham's heaven is probably a bigger, gaudier Mar-a-Lago with an extra ballroom and gold trim — because Graham would obviously want to "duplicate" Trump even in the afterlife.
"Lindsey, Mr. President, I would argue, in my mind, probably has a heavenly version of Mar-a-Lago," Hannity said.
"He may have a little more gold in the Oval Office in his mansion in heaven," he continued.
It's an interesting theological innovation — heaven not as the reward for humility, but as a slightly-upgraded timeshare in Trump's likeness.
We're only surprised that in Hannity's vision of heaven, he didn't imagine angels doing Trump's little fist-y dance to YMCA.