"Missing" fliers are popping up around Washington, D.C., but instead of a missing pet, it's a city-wide search for former Senate Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.). The posters read: "Sen. Mitch McConnell 84 years old | 5'9" feet tall | Turtle-like. A local Kentucky reporter told CNN this week that he believes McConnell is messing with people because he's "cranky." In another proof-of-life photo released this week, McConnell also released a statement saying he's not ready to return to work yet. One of the fliers was put on a post across from Georgetown University Hospital, where McConnell is reportedly working on physical rehabilitation.