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Adult Man Genuinely Inspired By AI Video Of Lion Wearing Rolex
['The Onion Staff']
The Onion
IRVINE, CA—Eyes widening in awe as the 3D-rendered content appeared on his Instagram feed, local 38-year-old Derek Ludlow reported Wednesday that he felt genuinely inspired by an AI-generated video of a lion wearing a Rolex.
“Holy shit, this cat’s got a big-ass watch, he’s wearing a tuxedo, and he’s smoking the fattest cigar I’ve ever seen,” Ludlow said to himself as he reposted the highly stylized reel with the caption “GOALS,” accompanied by three diamond emojis.
This lion doesn’t make excuses.
I’m finally feeling pumped to start my dry cleaning business!”
At press time, a newly inspired Ludlow had reportedly informed his ex-girlfriend that he’d no longer be paying child support because he only wanted to “surround himself with winners.”