Dew in the Feta Cheese section at a Meijer in Kalamazoo. A woman was recently shopping when she came across something that seriously needs to be addressed. Dew perched on top of containers of feta cheese. They really need to keep the Mountain Dew and other dangerous pops that contain bio-engineered chemicals and extreme sugar levels behind a special lock or something. Kalamazoo isn't even close to mountains, and we have enough dew after sunrise to go around for everyone.