FIFA, with a big assist from the U.S. government, did virtually everything in its power to dissuade fans from attending the World Cup in person. Every time I see Wilbon's name out in the wild now, it's because he’s gifted us another surly old-man take. Do you think he's happy? If you get GOOD whole crabs, suddenly you're not as testy about all of the physical labor involved. If he ever walked out in a charcoal suit randomly, the world would stop on its axis.