Not to be outdone, the politicians of the occupied six counties have been busy in recent years trashing our own water supply, rendering Lough Neagh a toxic swamp. ‘Lough Neagh smoothie’: polluted watersArmed with her ‘Lough Neagh smoothie’, an unappetising green concoction drawn from the festering body of water, our noble representatives were spared a visit to A&E and/or a BAFTA ceremony by security swiftly ushering the would-be poisoner off the premises. I actually came here with my Lough Neagh smoothie, which is Lough Neagh water, and the reason I came to Stormont in particular is because I believe that smooth talking MLAs who are doing consultation after consultation are not actually doing any action to solve the problems of Lough Neagh. And it’s true – just as they avoided an encounter with Shrewsbury’s sludge, North of Ireland politicians avoided dealing with the ongoing issue of Lough Neagh’s pollution. As Shrewsbury asked as she delivered her Lough Neagh smoothie:surely they [MLAs] don’t want their families to be drinking this water?