“On Wednesday, the Pentagon reported on its casualties website that 18 American service members had been killed during the war in Iran. By Thursday, the Defense Department had lowered that number, reporting that 14 American troops had been killed in the war. The last country to touch the war is responsible for the entire war, unless the United States says “not it” first while touching the side of its nose. No evidence is required because Rubber does not have to explain itself to Glue. Enemy strikes are reckless escalations proving they cannot be trusted to respond calmly to American strikes.