Trump Asks Democrats At Correspondents' Dinner To Hold All Assassination Attempts Until He Finishes SpeechBabylon Bee ^ | 07/24/2026 | Babylon BeePosted on by DFGWASHINGTON, D.C. — In order to limit interruptions at tonight's White House Correspondents Dinner, President Donald Trump requested that Democrats please hold all assassination attempts until after his speech. Trump gave Democrats a tentative agenda for the evening to help plan their attempts on his life around his speech. by 2 posted onby Eli Kopter (B''H We are given a new day today, with new choices. by 7 posted onby Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all. ) by 8 posted onby Liz (“The heavens declare the glory of God; the skies the work of His hands."