“Don’t have sex, because you will get pregnant and die” is an iconic line from Mean Girls. As an elder millennial who attended high school in the 1990s, I remember these classes well. Oh, the sexism: Boys, we were told, wanted to have sex because they enjoyed it; for girls, on the other hand, sex was something they did because they didn’t respect themselves and just wanted guys to like them. But nevertheless, and despite having met five minutes ago, the pair have unprotected sex on their friend’s kitchen counter (rude! ), after which James flees into the night, leaving Melissa devastated, even though she was explicitly warned of this exact outcome less than 24 hours ago.