A good reason to drive a bad old car around Dallas. “It’s not that,” I said, pointing at a tiny puncture from the last time somebody backed into my car. “And it’s not that,” I said, pointing at the time I rear-ended somebody while going only five miles per hour. Maybe there’s a dent in the license plate? Anyway, if you drive a silver Chevy Silverado, Texas license plate RVP 1192, you’re a lucky asshole.