In the ninnies’ minds, The Odyssey is Western canon, and Western must mean all white people. And if there is one thing we know about wingnuts, it is their demand for fidelity to history. One particularly loud complainer has been chowderheaded douche canoe Elon Musk. Although now that we think about it, Elon would probably give him an extra $100 million if he did. Maybe Elon Musk could hire Mel Gibson to write the prompts that Grok would use to spit out a full-length version of The Odyssey.