A Leon County jury didn't buy whatever Rep. Fabian Basabe was selling. The Miami Beach Republican was found liable this week for sexually harassing two former male staffers, along with battery and defamation, and was ordered to pay them $450,000 in damages, Florida Politics reports. Frevola recalled Basabe “slapping him on his rear and whispering in his ear ‘I want all of that butt’ while they were standing in the back of a classroom full of elementary school children.” Rather than let actual lawyers handle any of this, Basabe fired his attorneys and represented himself — badly. Basabe hasn't resigned, and Florida House leadership hasn't exactly been racing to comment — Speaker Daniel Perez's office didn't respond to reporters' calls.