The Savannah Bananas, and their unique brand of warped and frenetic baseball, have been playing to sold-out crowds across the country, wallpapering MLB stadiums in bright yellow and cacophony. But the longer the escapade went on at Yankee Stadium on Saturday night, the harder it was to believe that Hal Steinbrenner and Randy Levine were actually cool with this. The Bananas won it after regulation in a showdown, as the batter took four bases on a walk, out-sprinting the incapable pitcher. Nick Swisher, who's been Banana Pilled since the day he was born, would've topped the list (and is my pick for the special guest pinch-hitter at Sunday's 3:30 PM EST game in the Bronx). Early on in the contest, a trio of kids, all under age 10, returned from the concession stand sporting fresh Bananas hats.