Looks like the town of Jesup, Iowa, has officially had it with late-night pranksters and their two-ply shenanigans. According to officials, “TP-ing” — defined as using toilet paper to “decorate” homes, trees, or other structures — is now a full-blown criminal offence. Just paying for that time I turned the Smiths’ maple tree into a paper lantern.”) And if you’re a repeat offender? They stopped short of mentioning jail time, but hey, with enough strikes, who knows — one day the “toilet paper wing” of the county jail might be a thing. Wet toilet paper plus cold wind?