Happy first day of fall! A guy online is going viral for saying the seasons are totally messed up, and honestly? WinterRELATED: 5 Quirky Ways to Stay Healthy This Fall and WinterStarts on Black Friday. And if you’re in Simcoe County, you basically just live in Winterfell: seven months of snow, one week of fall, one week of spring, and a two-month summer. The “official” seasons are based on the equinox and solstice… but maybe this guy’s onto something.