Page 3 of the Friday, September 19 of the tabloid associated with this columnist is carrying just two stories. In our case here, we’ll query: why use the adverb “as” in two headlines that are on the same page? And, by the way, we don’t say roads accidents; we say ROAD accidents. This can’t be true, of course, but that’s what the scribbler wrote in his translation to what his source said in Kiswahili. By the way, we’re we suggest that “fans”, should be limited to those with affection towards entertainment or those who provide it.