Not for my man (that one is a blessing, thank you, Lord), but for a special breed of humans we meet every day. Here’s my question: how do you sleep at night knowing you’re the villain in so many people’s life stories? Like seriously… do you set an alarm to remind yourself to ruin someone’s day, or does the evil just flow naturally like morning coffee? You are the reason some poor man wakes up feeling like the office is a mini hell, complete with demons who micromanage. I just want to know, do you chew your food with satisfaction, thinking, “Ah yes, today I crushed three spirits, denied two promotions, and shut down at least one dream.