The month where all we discuss is breast breasts breast as if men too don’t deserve a month to be dedicated to hernia hernia hernia! Every day, “Daddy don’t eat this in excess; don’t eat that at all”. For the team here at USELESS COLUMN, we don’t have a problem. I am beginning to be tempted to free my mind and eat anything though there are some things we don’t eat with our mouths. Even the cow eats mainly grass but has fat and potbelly just like Brigadier-General James Tee of the salvation army.