I always thought I’d have to build it myself but now the introverts’ hotel is here. Now, for roughly the price of a Pret croissant, you can have a 2m x1m x1m room of your own instead. This is a great day, my non-claustrophobic friends. A great day indeed. Hold my flag …’ Photograph: Oli Scarff/AFP/Getty ImagesWednesdayPinch, punch, first day of the month, no returns!