Good morning good morning, it’s time for tabs! (The Bulwark)With “New York” shutdown impoundments, is Trump shooting his own dick off in the New Jersey governor’s race, which Democrat Mikie Sherrill is not currently setting on fire with her scintillating personality and campaign? Trump’s shutdown will hurt you too! (Media Matters)Sure sure, we’re “in a war” “with drug cartels.” (Gift link New York Times)Thank you for being Wonkette’s friend! The button below will let you donate one time or monthly, in any amount of your choosing.