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Why earthquakes caused by fracking are a Brexit bonus
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The UK currently doesn't enjoy many earthquakes, but thanks to Brexit and fracking, Blackpool, Merseyside, Cheshire and north Wales are in line for a bonus.
First, fracking doesn't increase the likelihood and severity of earthquakes - it guarantees it.
Now these previously earthquake deficient localities can experience earthquakes first-hand.
Plus, think of all the disaster funding that earthquakes attract - billions of dollars that accumulate faster than the Richter scale.
Those interfering Europeans would have insisted on fracking going to competitive tender to all European fracking companies, not just to chums.
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