What I’m trying to say is that the first Boulder Farmers Market of the year is in two days omgomg. In the meantime, this advice column is here to hold space for you and your Boulder Farmers Market queries (especially the uncool ones). How TF do I get a BF at the farmer’s market? So many reader questions were about tryna get some market you-know-what, and I must say: This is a family-friendly market, have you no shame?? DM @wholefoods_daddy on Instagram or email letters@boulderweekly.com with the subject line “Dear Whole Foods Daddy.”