Step 1 for approaching a MAMIL (middle-aged man in Lycra) in the wild: Do not, under any circumstances, look at their junk. We all have questions and need advice, but sometimes the pseudo therapy in the Instagram stories of astrology girlies doesn’t cut it. This monthly advice column exists to hold space for you and your Boulder queries (especially the uncool ones). “Then it’s gonna be OK.” Admittedly, I’m not sure what this means, but he also thinks Boulder is up its own ass, so I respect his judgment. The funny thing is that Boulder is literally not woke.