This monthly advice column exists to hold space for you and your Boulder queries (especially the uncool ones). There are two words for people who invite their broke, out-of-state friends to their Boulder weddings, and they are: sick fucks. Or maybe you’re watching a cute boomer couple smooch as they take in the jazz/swing fusion musical stylings of Espresso! So, you really only have one choice, and luckily for you it’s the best season to be single in Boulder. DM @wholefoods_daddy on Instagram or email [email protected] with the subject line “Dear Whole Foods Daddy.”