The first is that so-called cafeteria Catholics can be found at either end of the spectrum of moral doctrines. The second is that our moral lives and positions are more likely to be formed by American political commitments than by the entirety of Catholic moral theology. The issue is not whether we pick and choose, but rather from which end of the doctrinal buffet we exclusively eat. “One issue Catholics” are as likely to eat from the left end of the buffet as from the right. Thus, even his purported support for immigrants is not based on Catholic moral teaching, but rather the Democratic Party platform.