One person — or shall I say, pig — who knows everything about the opulent lifestyle of a showgirl is Miss Piggy. According to Today, Miss Piggy revealed in 2017 that she actually starts her morning in the afternoon. Miss Piggy has an enviable jewelry collection that includes some pieces from nOir after a collaboration in 2011. With that in mind, Miss Piggy would wear something like this white dress from Vivienne Westwood for $1,395. Total: $4,561TL;DR: Miss Piggy Is Living The DreamJenny Anderson/Getty Images Entertainment/Getty ImagesMiss Piggy is rolling with a budget like Blair Waldorf from Gossip Girl.