Mediatized panic over the specter of gay frogs, including queer mockery of this panic, has a more traceable history. Frogs, meanwhile, have been a model organism for laboratory science for as long as laboratory science has existed. But labeling frogs as harmed by toxicants because toxicants “make them gay” is not only socially wrong, it’s also biologically wrong. Intersex frogs, meanwhile, can still successfully mate to produce offspring. Scientists overwhelmingly assumed that intersex frogs and male-male frog sex—nobody seemed concerned about female-female frog sex—demonstrated evidence of chemical harm because that’s what biological sciences like toxicology have taught them.